Mustang

Jason Howson's honorary entry.  It started out as an 89 GT, as seen here:

And is now the fine unit depicted here:

With a couple stops in between:

Missing lugnut issue:

Bold claim from a man wearing plaid paints?  You decide:

Factory backed by Crayola for most of a season, however they were quickly replaced by Meijer's brand spraypaint as seen in picture #2: