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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=85 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><B>Caintmakit! Racing</B></FONT><FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><B>     </B></FONT><B>|     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Caintmakit! 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Decorate vehicle with electrical tape and shoe polish.</div> <bR> <div> 3. do burnouts.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="46ff4e50.jpg" border=0 width="500" height="229" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="471f4dc0.jpg" border=0 width="500" height="220" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="473f4cb0.jpg" border=0 width="500" height="203" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="51a34a70.jpg" border=0 width="564" height="423" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Darren Bohne, in the parking lot of Disney World!</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="51c5ec70.jpg" border=0 width="606" height="455" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="11772160.jpg" border=0 width="370" height="278" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Jeff Wolak, piloting a rental SAAB.  Note, this is the first of 4 rentals that have been captured boiling the hides on this site!</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="04b90f40.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="244" ALT="rental!" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> A rental Neon.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="104a42b0.jpg" border=0 width="420" height="299" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Same rental neon.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0aca7050.jpg" border=0 width="423" height="261" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Another rental neon, piloted by Skip, doing a drunken burnout in front of the Beach House.  Notice the Rally Lights!</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="055902f0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="303" ALT="that was one hell of a road trip." ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> A rental Saturn on our first annual Mardi Gras trip.  This is outside the Saturn welcome center in Spring Hill, Tennessee.   If you look closely, that's the spare tire we're destroying!</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="057902f0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="303" ALT="a little electrical tape goes a long way . . . " ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Same rental Saturn, in a New Orleans K-Mart parking lot.  We are those huh-huhs to put electrical tape stripes on a rental, then drive it 2300 miles round trip to New Orleans!</div> <bR> <div> <I><IMG SRC="475d15d0.jpg" border=0 width="465" height="349" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></I></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>